Ralph Red Dragon

So Wie Man Denkt, So Kommt Es Nie

After a long leave of absence due to being both busy and sick, I've finally written something again! No plotbunny-series right now (I have to watch some more House for that), but 'Allo 'Allo fanfiction! Gruber slash, actually. You decide whether that says about my mental state. ;)

Here's chapter one, there will be more!

Title: So Wie Man Denkt, So Kommt Es Nie

Author: Slashydutchie

Rating: R – rated for later chapters

Pairing: Main pairing is Gruber/OMC, though there are hints of others.

Summary: This is what happens when you read Discworld, listen to Elisabeth, watch ‘Allo ‘Allo and are a slashwriter with rabid plotbunnies. A stranger appears in Nouvion looking for Madame Fanny, but as always in Nouvion things don’t go as planned. Don’t worry, no René-bashing.

Disclaimer: Ah, if only I owned any of the things I’m referring to, but even the OMC isn’t entirely mine. The bits in italics are from the musical Elisabeth.

A/N: For you Germans out there. DON’T think of Uwe. I just used the appearance from Elisabeth and combined it with some characteristics from Discworld.


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Ralph Red Dragon

Brand new non-bunny fic!

Title: House Doesn’t Wear Prada

Author: slashydutchie

Rating:  PG-13

Pairing: House/Chase, Wilson/Cute Outfits

Sunmary: You’ve got azilver to thank for this. A discussion after a part of the Plotbunny-Series made me think of House and The Devil Wears Prada at the same time. House learns to appreciate Cuddy a lot more after someone else takes over the hospital for a little while.

Disclaimer: Don’t own House, The Devil Wears Prada, Phantom of the Opera or any of the other stuff I make a reference to, no money made here.



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